12 Days of Starnesmas: Entry 3

By TheFifthDentist

On the last day of Starnesmas, Melania gave to me:

12 Desnudas Painting
11 Coaches Praying
10 Nuggets Ranching
9 buns a buttering
8 liberals gyrating
7 stick guns shooting
6 Tebows Tebowing
5 Golden Biscuits
4 Scarlett OHaras
3 Trans Story Times
2 Turtletanks
And one love, across the Fruited plain

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