By RPSmith99

On the 12th Day of Starnesmas, my Outrage gave to me:

12 – Statues a tumbling
11 – Christians Whining
10 – Buns a Buttering
9 – Coaches Praying
8 – Throats A Punching
7 – Bibles Thumping
6 – Corns A Popping
5 – Golden bell Ringers
4 – Atheists Free Thinking
3 – Prayers A Banning
2 – Drag Queens Gyrating
………And a pox on homo-sexuality