Two Sentence Stories, Untitled 3-4

By 5th Dentist

The sign which fell face down from the abandoned chair read, “Beware: This dog kills babies. I didn’t have the heart to kill it, though.”

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The smart alligator stealthily dragging the shovel away from sleeping Florida Man’s campsite was not particularly threatening.

The next 7 alligators, on the other hand….

 

 

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