A Very Happy 4th

From all of us here at Murican Dispatch

Remember, if you don’t go out today and light off rockets with eagles attached to them whilst pounding a Bud Light and bump-firing an AR-15, then the terrorists win.

As for your humble editor, I’ll be spending the 4th doing the most American activity imaginable: being harassed and fondled by TSA agents and then paying $17 for a beer before flying to Canada.


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