By Billiam.  (Or maybe Happy.  You decide.  I don’t believe anything anymore unless I see it on Twitter, accompanied by a picture of a pie.  Or in disturbing, feverish visions. –Val)

“Dear friend,

I call you that because I truly think of you as one of, if not, my closest friends. I look forward to conversing with you in our daily chats on Starnes articles. I know we don’t always see eye to eye, but the conversation is more than welcome. Not only from you, but from all the liberals on that site. I really appreciate you all. I want to thank you for leveling me out, as I can sometimes lose sight of the real things that are important. Mainly you, Billiam. People like KCH, mariner, and din are just rubes. They have been bringing me down for some time and I thank you for helping me up out of that muck.

Yours truly, Happy.”