By Valannin

On the 12^th Day of Starnesmas, my Outrage gave to me:

12 Daviis Nagging

11 Athletes Kneeling

10 Flags a’ Flyin’

9 Godless Thinkers

8 Grits for Ranchin’

7 Coaches praying

6 Cakes a’ Gayin’

Five Season Wreaths

4 HOA’s

3 Boycotts

2 Buttered buns

And a Trumpy Bear; buy one get one free!