The official mammal of Murican Dispatch needs your help. In 25 years, we’re looking at a 30 percent decline in everyone’s favorite cola spokesbear. Seeing how populations are below 20,000 now, conservation efforts are being undertaken across the globe to offset the effects of the climate change that clearly affects their hunting and breeding environments. And nothing says ‘conservation’ like your very own cuddly bear friend:
In addition, it also begin National Pancake Day, IHOP is partnering with Children’s Miracle Network, a long time friend of the Dispatch, to serve free pancakes to anyone who walks through their doors – and donates, of course. Don’t be a cheap bastard.