By Want2Believe

Oh, where’s my sweet tea? Chick fil a does it right,

How so angrily we failed, With fake Fox News mainstreaming.

Whose sad gripes and white stars, The delirious smite,

O’er the real news we botched, We’re so violently steaming.

And the crackpot’s lead prayer, The tweets blurting hot air,

Gave proof to the right, POTUS had an affair.

Oh pray does that in-vest-i-gation yet cave,

In the land of bigotry, that’s how to behave.